Pathetic, Sad and Lonely: Bachelors Portion of Carrot Cake

Since I was banished from the Family Thanksgiving, I could not resist getting this single serving piece of cake. The tiny plastic fork inset into the molded top of the container suggests that my life is so pathetic, there is a good chance I don't even have a fork to eat this with. Maybe they should include a razor blade so I can just finish myself off.