EARTHQUAKE!!!!

Once you've been through a real earthquake, a 5 point something 30 miles away is just not that exciting...

I Am Happy.. and Soaking Wet

Hollywood & Highland has those "prancing waters" things. Piper clearly likes it.

Room To Run

Opinion: If you don't want to make the trip to Laurel Canyon, Pasadena has the next best dog park in the L.A. area (not including the dog beach in Belmont Shore, but that's not fenced in). It's big enough that a greyhound can get up to full speed, and it's never insanely crowded, like some other parks are...

Cross-Ventilation: I Do Not Fuck Around

Cross-ventilation is something I take more seriously than anyone probably should. I would get help, but someone needs to be here to man all these fans.

Not Doing It Justice

I took this picture precisely because I knew that no camera on earth could capture the eye-popping brilliance of the color of the bougainvillea. I really believe the human eye is not capable of fully seeing the color this thing produces.

When Eating The Flesh Of The Dead...

...it's best to cook it outside. We;ve got to work out some ventilation issues, but it's worth it.

Chlorine Bleach: Evil But Amazing

I try not to use the stuff, but the results are undeniable. I'm sure the whale who's skin is getting bleached when this stuff makes it's way to the ocean won't be mad at all...

I Am Naturally This Cool.

Yes, I cropped this picture. He doesn't like posing for pictures and the iPhone is not exactly a quick camera to whip out. But the hand... lazily hanging into frame... that makes it for me.

Don't Fucking Rent This Apartment, Literally!

A small but powerful display, it has turned away all those who might wish to jot the number and inquire further. Try this the next time you need to save a seat in a movie theatre....

Something Broken Blues

The 1983 Mercedes 240D didn't fair too well on my first drive as it's new owner. My mechanic made it all better, but the real question is... to Veggie-convert, or not?

Off-Grid Living Essentials #1:

So you've told the DWP to fuck off, and now your thinking,
"Shit! How the hell are we gonna make Ice Blended Margaritas this summer?!"
The answer my friends, is a trip to REI away...