Will I Ever Get Tired Of This View?

I doubt it.

Ugly Couch Gets Uglier The Closer You Get To It

I get my own room, but I'm pretty sure I also get the ugliest couch in the hotel. Do the pictures do it justice? No even close.

Spooky-Ass Stairwells

That's all. Just spooky stairs...

Just Plain Wrong

No car should ever be pink, especially a 1980's 240D. Notice the matching hubcaps - way to go.

Warp Factor 9